Top Ten Funny Quotes.
1) You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
2) Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
3) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
4) Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
5) I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
6) Never give a sucker an even break.
7) Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
8) The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
9) What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
10) Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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