Jokes

Teacher:"What is your name?".


Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."


Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."


Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?


Student:Gandhi ji was born.


Teacher :What happened in 1873?


Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


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Question:What is the fullform of maths.


Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him
then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then,
what is
my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.