Questions and Silly answers

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
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- And the answer is ...........
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- A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

- Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
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- A. No time at all it is already built.

- Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average
Japanese woman have?
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- A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

- Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
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- A. Very large hands.

- Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
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- A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with one hand.

- Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
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- A. He sleeps at night.

- Q.Why it is impossible to send a telegram to
Washington today ?
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- A :Because he is dead.

- Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what
it will become ?
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- A :It becomes wet.

- Q.What often falls but never gets hurt ?

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- A : Rain

- Q.What is that no man ever saw which never was but
always will be ?
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- A : TOMORROW

- Q. What looks like half apple ?
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- A : The other half.
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- Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

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- A : Dinner.


- Q. What gets wet with drying ?

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- A : A towel.


- Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
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- A : It caused a revolution.

- Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
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- A : Because it has its own scales.


- Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
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- A : Because it is too tyred.


- Q. Bay of bengal is in which state
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- A. liquid